The Cupboard
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Wellingtons, size 12, for ascertaining the boundaries of the plot |
| Protective headgear against low flying geese |
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Ball of string for securing trouser legs from inquisitive stoats |
| Lifebelt & Anchor to safeguard against being blown out to sea |
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Towel in the event of unwelcome attention from affectionate otters |
| An overcoat to repel inclement weather |
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Oh, and here's a Hipflask for essential refreshment on your journey
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